Some women think that once a lady turns a certain age — say, 23 — she needs to dress more “professional.” To that, I say, “the fuck?” Now, it’s not like I let my ass hang out at the office. Also: I do not apply this fashion rule at work: See-through shirt + see-through bra = nothing to see, all is concealed. I have standards, guys.
But I do tend to dress a bit odd. At least it’s probably odd if I’m using 70 percent of America’s opinion on what proper women’s wear is. For example, some people like to rock stripes or polka dots. I like a nice ghost or vampire fang pattern.
My wardrobe is filled with a lot of horrorish, gothy threads. I just like the dark shit! I can’t help myself.
Every year, I add a few new items to fill out my already exploding genre closet. Here are a few gems I bought this year:
When my mom first saw that green sweater, she exclaimed, “Oh! What a pretty color. What’s that pattern?”
I smiled and motioned to her with my hand, and said, “Come closer, mom.”
She walked across the room, sighed and said, “Does it always have to be skulls?”
Yes, mom. It always has to be skulls. I’m 30 and I do what I want!
The other lovelies in this photo are a pair of knee-high skeleton socks, skull fishnets, and a zodiac sign sweatshirt (Capricorns 4eva, bitches!)
This photo contains two of my favorite purchases. Yes, that’s a shirt covered with bats, and a dress covered with vampire fangs. And yes. I plan to wear this dress to a wedding this weekend.
Do you have a particular style of clothing you love to wear? Perhaps you’re obsessed with wearing a certain color, or a clothing style from a certain era? Tell me! I wanna know.
To see more of my horrory fashion, click over to one of my older posts on my discontinued blog called “Freak Fashion.” Yes, I still wear all of that, and yes. People look at me like I’m a freak.
All clothes bought from ModCloth.